|—||Jodi Picoult, Sing You Home (via psych-facts)|
All shrek taught me was that if you want someone more attractive than you you have to wait till they’re ugly then swoop in
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore
I want to sit with someone at 3 am and talk. Like really talk. I want you to tell me what keeps you up at night, that dream you keep having, what certain songs make you feel like, what you think happens after death. Talk to me about your family and your dreams.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb
idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong
am i the only one who has bad face days
I also have bad eyebrow days
bad eyebrow days break my heart
seeing people with flawless eyebrows on my bad eyebrow days break my heart
|—||Unknown (via felicefawn)|